söndag 27 oktober 2013

Girls nite out (1982)


A college scavangerhunt goes wrong when a killer in a bearsuit begins to stalk and claw the cheerleaders.

Also known as:

The Scaremaker

Creando el terror

Radio crochets





Vahset kasirgasi aka Brutal storm (1985)





Two old maids,running a small hotel, begins to kill shameless sluts while hiding their own secrets and battling their supressed sexuality.

Despite the title this is a frame by frame copy of the spanish, and much better, goth horror A candle for the devil. And when they actually rip off the score from Halloween you know you are into a  real Türktrash crapfeast.

Majestic Thunderbolt (1985)











Another insane  cut and paste addition to the thunderbolt series  that fuses the Taiwanese 1982 movie Red rattlesnake together with some new footage. This is basically a Mission thunderbolt remake with Richard Harrison in it and to make things even more confusing Ifd released another movie titled Magnum thunderbolt a  few years later.

Also known as: 
Lei ting chu chuan
Magnum thunderbolt

3 Deadly Crystal
 



Majestic thunderbolt, the dynamic actionpacked thriller ... where Richard Harrison blows up chickens with a 44 magnum. Yeah they actually say that and does that.


No blood No surrender (1986)

After the war Sgt Samson arrives in a small town to deliver a letter to a fallen soldiers wife but soon enough he is assaulted, thrown out of town and hunted down  by the local police. His warrior instincts awakens and theres gonna be a gunfight.

Does that sound familiar to you? Yes indeedo, it is a complete Philippine First blood ripoff with the skinniest Rambo you could ever imagine. 

 Also known as: 
The lonesome fighter  (Dutch dvd title)

Death kick (1998)

Five people are convinced that a divorce lawyer  are the reason behind their ruined lives. So they come up with a kidnapping scheme and takes him to an abandoned warehouse where the women of the group has sex with him or forcing enticing striptease sessions upon him. And if that wasnt horrible enough  each client has brought their own fighters to kick the lawyers ass, but they didnt count on him being a kickboxing champion.


In what world would this be considered a punishment? In the world of the craptastic movies from the 90ies of course!
90ties silhouette striptease. Another one of those cruel punishments.


When the sex and the nudity doesnt work its time for the hardware, but it would be more cruel to shave off that awesome moustache than to drill him trough the head.


Kickboxers tears (1992)

When Li Fengs (Moon Lee)  brother dies during a rigged kickboxing match she  swears to take revenge and along with two friends she takes on the criminal syndicate responsible.



 Also known as:

Hong Kong : Xin long zhong hu dou (Original title)

Hong Kong : San lung chang fu dau  (Cantonese title)









söndag 20 oktober 2013

El caballo del diablo aka The devils horse (1975)



When Don loses his favorite son Luciano in a brutal accident he goes mad with grief and prays to god for his sons  return.But when god doesnt listen he prays to the devil instead and promptly a black stallion appears  and Don makes a pact with the devil: His soul for Lucianos return. 
And the next night Luciano comes back  riding on  the black stallion but his return comes with one more prize to pay. Luciano is now  a possessed maniac with a lust for evil doings , doomed to roam the countryside on the devils horse, raping and  sexually assaulting peasant girls. 

Una sombra en la oscuridad (1979)




A woman and her lover decides to kill her husband but he promptly comes back from the grave to take his gruesome revenge.

lördag 19 oktober 2013

Bloodmoon (1990)



Synopsis: One by one the girls disappears from the catholic boardingschool as they fall victim to a barb wire garrote wielding maniac.

Australian slasher with some blood and plenty of offscreen kills.  The story is quite basic  and after about 60 minutes the movie slowns down so much that we get a fright break where they actually stop the movie and flash a resume of all the killings during 10 seconds. The killers motive is quite abscent but is probably best explained with  a random act of infidelity that has nothing to do with the movie, but on the other hand there are plenty of stuff going on that makes little sense.  But on the positive side it  has nudity and a kick ass rock band in make-up.

 













90ies titties and 90ies hair, unbeatable combo.

Just after the usual topless/showerscenes.

Ah yes, the killer has a thing for taking out the eys and preserving them in glass jars, for some reason.

söndag 13 oktober 2013

Queen of Lost Island aka Devils pet (1994) (Unreleased)

Topless model becomes possessed by the god of lust and lures other models to an island where they become mad with desire after drinking a potion.
Massive amounts of topless scenes, bad shirts, bad acting and Robert Zdar awaits.