The devils plaything (1973)

Helga and Monica travels to their deceased aunts castle to collect their inheritance but  they soon realize there is a far more sinister plan in store for them within the castle walls. In fact, the castle is inhabited by a devil worshiping vampire cult who tries to seduce the women with hypnotic beats and sexual orgies.

   

 Also Known As (AKA) 

	Der Fluch der schwarzen Schwestern (original title)
	Plaything of the Devil  Australia
	De vlock der zwartze zusters  Belgium (Flemish title)
	Le château des messes noires  Canada (French title)
	Das Schloss der schwarzen Hexen Germany (video title)
	Sexorgien der schwarzen Hexen Germany (DVD title)
	Veil of Blood - Der Fluch der schwarzen Schwestern Germany (DVD title)
	Satankultens sexofre Denmark France
	Les vierges des messes noires France
	The Devil's Plaything Uk
	Veil of Blood  Hong Kong (English title)
	Recalcamentos Sexuais Portugal
	Den pornografiske jungfrun Sweden
	Möte med djävulen Sweden (reissue title)
	The Curse of the Black Sisters USA (literal English title)
	The Devil's Plaything USA (DVD title)
	Vampire Ecstasy USA (video title)
	Veil of Blood USA (working title)
	Black Night - Der Fluch der schwarzen Schwestern West Germany (video title)
	Black Night - Sexorgien der schwarzen Hexen West Germany (video title)

Zirneklis aka The Spider (1991)

 

After a young girl agrees to become an art model she begins having hallucinations and nightmares about being raped by a giant spider.

The destroyer (1988)

 

When serial killer Ivan Mozer  is about to get executed something goes terribly wrong, a riot breaks out, lots of people die and the prison is closed. 18 months later a film crew arrives at the prison to shoot a movie but  what they dont know is that Ivan is still alive and living inside the prison.  And his gameshow and hairfetish will once again be unleashed.

Holy oily homoerotica! And whats up with the scope on the jackhammer? Is it perhaps used to aim that oily piston  right up the...nah, that doesnt make sense, just like this movie. Aip madness at its most finest.

Mas Negro Que La Noche (1975)

Young woman inherits a desolate house from an unknown aunt and as a part of the inheritance she agrees to take care of the aunts mysterious black cat. But after she arrives at the house, with three of her friends, strange and eerie things starts to happen and things will soon turn deadly.

Girls nite out (1982)

A college scavangerhunt goes wrong when a killer in a bearsuit begins to stalk and claw the cheerleaders.

Also known as:

	The Scaremaker
	Creando el terror
	Radio crochets

Vahset kasirgasi aka Brutal storm (1985)

Two old maids,running a small hotel, begins to kill shameless sluts while hiding their own secrets and battling their supressed sexuality.

Despite the title this is a frame by frame copy of the spanish, and much better, goth horror A candle for the devil. And when they actually rip off the score from Halloween you know you are into a  real Türktrash crapfeast.

Majestic Thunderbolt (1985)

Another insane  cut and paste addition to the thunderbolt series  that fuses the Taiwanese 1982 movie Red rattlesnake together with some new footage. This is basically a Mission thunderbolt remake with Richard Harrison in it and to make things even more confusing Ifd released another movie titled Magnum thunderbolt a  few years later.

Also known as: 
Lei ting chu chuan
Magnum thunderbolt
3 Deadly Crystal
 

Majestic thunderbolt, the dynamic actionpacked thriller ... where Richard Harrison blows up chickens with a 44 magnum. Yeah they actually say that and does that.

No blood No surrender (1986)

After the war Sgt Samson arrives in a small town to deliver a letter to a fallen soldiers wife but soon enough he is assaulted, thrown out of town and hunted down  by the local police. His warrior instincts awakens and theres gonna be a gunfight.

Does that sound familiar to you? Yes indeedo, it is a complete Philippine First blood ripoff with the skinniest Rambo you could ever imagine. 

 Also known as: 
The lonesome fighter  (Dutch dvd title)

Death kick (1998)

 

Five people are convinced that a divorce lawyer  are the reason behind their ruined lives. So they come up with a kidnapping scheme and takes him to an abandoned warehouse where the women of the group has sex with him or forcing enticing striptease sessions upon him. And if that wasnt horrible enough  each client has brought their own fighters to kick the lawyers ass, but they didnt count on him being a kickboxing champion.

In what world would this be considered a punishment? In the world of the craptastic movies from the 90ies of course!

90ties silhouette striptease. Another one of those cruel punishments.

When the sex and the nudity doesnt work its time for the hardware, but it would be more cruel to shave off that awesome moustache than to drill him trough the head.

Kickboxers tears (1992)

When Li Fengs (Moon Lee)  brother dies during a rigged kickboxing match she  swears to take revenge and along with two friends she takes on the criminal syndicate responsible.



 Also known as:

Hong Kong : Xin long zhong hu dou (Original title)

Hong Kong : San lung chang fu dau  (Cantonese title)

El caballo del diablo aka The devils horse (1975)

When Don loses his favorite son Luciano in a brutal accident he goes mad with grief and prays to god for his sons  return.But when god doesnt listen he prays to the devil instead and promptly a black stallion appears  and Don makes a pact with the devil: His soul for Lucianos return. 
And the next night Luciano comes back  riding on  the black stallion but his return comes with one more prize to pay. Luciano is now  a possessed maniac with a lust for evil doings , doomed to roam the countryside on the devils horse, raping and  sexually assaulting peasant girls. 

Una sombra en la oscuridad (1979)

A woman and her lover decides to kill her husband but he promptly comes back from the grave to take his gruesome revenge.

Bloodmoon (1990)

Synopsis: One by one the girls disappears from the catholic boardingschool as they fall victim to a barb wire garrote wielding maniac.

Australian slasher with some blood and plenty of offscreen kills.  The story is quite basic  and after about 60 minutes the movie slowns down so much that we get a fright break where they actually stop the movie and flash a resume of all the killings during 10 seconds. The killers motive is quite abscent but is probably best explained with  a random act of infidelity that has nothing to do with the movie, but on the other hand there are plenty of stuff going on that makes little sense.  But on the positive side it  has nudity and a kick ass rock band in make-up.

 

90ies titties and 90ies hair, unbeatable combo.

Just after the usual topless/showerscenes.

Ah yes, the killer has a thing for taking out the eys and preserving them in glass jars, for some reason.

Queen of Lost Island aka Devils pet (1994) (Unreleased)

Topless model becomes possessed by the god of lust and lures other models to an island where they become mad with desire after drinking a potion.
Massive amounts of topless scenes, bad shirts, bad acting and Robert Zdar awaits.

Terror Force Commando (1986)

Cia agent teams up with Camaroonese police officer to stop a terrorist organization from killing the pope.

Not only does this have Richard Harrison as a badass cia agent, its also directed and written by him. And if thats wasnt enough there is plenty of bad acting, lots of shootings , bloody killings and a kick ass soundtrack.

Other titles:   Three Men on Fire, Tre uomini di fuoco, Chasse à l'homme.

The shinobi ninja (1981)

As international agents fail to stop government top-security leaks they begin to suspect that  the ruthless ninja organisation EGA  is responsible. Lacking the means to battle the ninjas they seek help from ninjutsu champion Ken Suzuki ( Tadashi Yamashita ) ,  the only one with the skills to take on this ultimate challenge.

Kickboxer Robocop aka Rings Untouchable (1990)

Just another two-movies-in-one  from the king of  the craptastic Godfrey Ho.
 Kickboxer Jake is injected with a power enhancing drug that causes him to hallucinate and think hes fighting a robot. When he refuses to take any more drugs he is fired and desperate for money he decides to cash in on a drugdeal with his friend Kevin which lands them both in jail. After meeting three gentlemen and a sucessful escape , Jake gets injected with even more drugs and gets to fight the Robocop kickboxer once again.

Angel in the Dark aka The destroyer (1991)

Excop, turned alcoholic after his family was killed by the viscious druglord Snowman, teams up with undercover black cop whose partner was killed by the very same druglord.After some sobering up and martial arts training they are ready to fight for revenge.

Runaway nightmare (1982)

When your dream becomes a reality,Its a runaway nightmare.

Does that title and tagline make no sense whatsoever? Well this movie wont either.

Two  wormfarmers on a desolate  ranch  witness two men burying a coffin in the desert,  they decide to dig it up and  discover a women  inside  whom they take  home. Then an all-female cult appears to claim the woman  and they also kidnaps the farmers  to use as sexslaves  before the men join their cause to fight the evil syndicate. 

This male wannabe action exploitation  fantasy is filled with bad jokes, bad acting, topless scenes (shoot on video using different actors) , crappy action, slow scenes and lots of hilarious craptastic weird stuff. First and only work of director Michael Cartel is worth checking out for its stupidity and obscurity.

Driving force aka Roadwars (1989)

 

In a futuristic time, a fierce band of marauders, the Black Knights, rule the
road - and everyone on it. Into this chaos comes a fearless warrior to challenge
them. Together with a tough, beautiful woman, he pits himself against the
Destroyers.

 Don Swayse and the black knights rule the roads in a dystopian future. Looks pretty awesome right? Wrong, it isnt. Two  guys drive around  and occasionally  bump into each other is the closest thing to a roadwar we get and  our hero must also find the time to  fight a custody battle (say wtf now?) against his upper class parents-in-laws.

Clearly someone just copied the description of a good movie and changed the title.

Firehead (1991)

 

Freedom.loving communist cyborg with eye lasers had enough and defects to find a free country (Guess which one?) . And while a Us Government agent is teaming up with a chemist to track cyborg down ,  a terroristgroup, known as The upper order, wants the cyborg for themselves to use its  powers to take over the world.

Hitchhike to hell (1977)

 In this Sleazeball 70ies protoslasher mamas boy Howard picks up hitch hikers in his deliverytruck  and if they are runaways , and especially if they hate their mamas,  he rapes  and strangles them  with a coathanger.

Highway hell aka Hitchhike to hell (1941)

Booze, fast cars and dancing lures young girls into prostitution and murder.

Karateciler Istanbul'da aka Ninja killer (1974)

Turkish karate cop teams up with Hong kong agent to track down a crimelord and stop a gangwar.

Ninja Türk trash with Cüneyt Arkin and Bolo Yeung, enough said.

"If you want him, you´ll have to come and suck my fist first"

Gymkata (1985)

The skill of gymnastics, the kill of karate!

The undedeveloped (They dont have any teeth and protect the king with bow and arriw) small country of Parmesan (Wait what?)  happens to be the  perfect spot for the american star wars program and as it happens they  host  a competition called the game in which the winner gets granted one wish. The government calls upon all-American dreamboat Kurt Thomas (Jonathan Calbot) to compete and he must combine gymnastics with karate to form the fighting style Gymkata! And if that wasnt enough, he must also fight the evil Zamir (Rickard Norton) and win the Princess (Tetchie Agbayani) heart AND save the kingdom.  *pheew*

 

Bad-Ass Norton and Dreamboat Calbot

Yeah lets take a close-up of a mans crotch weraing those sexy 80ies shorts!


This movie  is quite a cliché with american patriotism mixed with the fear of nuclear war and craptastic delight,  I mean, the cruel game is really nothing but a marathon trough a swamp whits lot of climbing so why the hell train martial arts for that? Did he sense some bad shit was about to go down?  The acting is quite crap and  character development is below zero, for instance, Calbot manages to be utterly annoyed and fall in love with princess within 5 minutes of the film and without her saying a word. But who cares when there is Gymkata fighting american heroes!

Mørkeleg aka Backstabbed (1996)

A knife wielding serial killer has claimed 7 victims and not only that, he has also killed one of your friends in your favorite bar. Which makes this the perfect time to play a murder game with 3 of your friends inside an old dark house whose resident recently died.

This danish slasher has its fair amounts of blood and stabbings and features one of the weirdest killers ever caught on slasherfilm.