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| The skill of gymnastics, the kill of karate! |
The undedeveloped (They dont have any teeth and protect the king with bow and arriw) small country of Parmesan (Wait what?) happens to be the perfect spot for the american star wars program and as it happens they host a competition called the game in which the winner gets granted one wish. The government calls upon all-American dreamboat Kurt Thomas (Jonathan Calbot) to compete and he must combine gymnastics with karate to form the fighting style Gymkata! And if that wasnt enough, he must also fight the evil Zamir (Rickard Norton) and win the Princess (Tetchie Agbayani) heart AND save the kingdom. *pheew*
Bad-Ass Norton and Dreamboat Calbot
Yeah lets take a close-up of a mans crotch weraing those sexy 80ies shorts!
This movie is quite a cliché with american patriotism mixed with the fear of nuclear war and craptastic delight, I mean, the cruel game is really nothing but a marathon trough a swamp whits lot of climbing so why the hell train martial arts for that? Did he sense some bad shit was about to go down? The acting is quite crap and character development is below zero, for instance, Calbot manages to be utterly annoyed and fall in love with princess within 5 minutes of the film and without her saying a word. But who cares when there is Gymkata fighting american heroes!
This movie is quite a cliché with american patriotism mixed with the fear of nuclear war and craptastic delight, I mean, the cruel game is really nothing but a marathon trough a swamp whits lot of climbing so why the hell train martial arts for that? Did he sense some bad shit was about to go down? The acting is quite crap and character development is below zero, for instance, Calbot manages to be utterly annoyed and fall in love with princess within 5 minutes of the film and without her saying a word. But who cares when there is Gymkata fighting american heroes!
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